My friend Adam had a great question. What would fit inside the infamous Sarlacc from the little-known Star Wars series. Good question, Adam. I would actually like to posit that whatever fits in a Sarlacc would also fit inside Phyllis Diller (see below). So one of Phyllis Diller’s two husbands might actually feel right at home sticking his yum-yum into the Sarlacc. Here’s a real picture of someone who put it in Phyllis Diller, Earl “Madman” Muntz.
Phillip Roth would probably put it in the Sarlacc. And then his next book would probably be all about how he fucked a Sarlacc but he still couldn’t feel.
