Would this pencil fit inside Cindy McCain’s extra tiny butt opening? Please keep in mind that Cindy McCain has recently had cosmetic surgery to close her butt opening to the size of a pin. There was no medical reason for this procedure, she just hates happiness.
When John makes love to her, which is not often, he likes to tap on the tiny butt opening like he’s playing the recorder. Sometimes Cindy taunts him: “Do you have the key? Do you have the key to my butt opening, John?” And John cries because he does not have the key. Can a pencil fit in Cindy’s butt? Let’s talk about it.
