Would Karl Rove fit inside Sarah Palin? Knowing what we know about how large Sarah’s vagina is and how small Karl’s penis is. One Washington Lobbyist he recently made love to has described the experience of Karl Rove penetrating her as: “It felt like he lost his hand towel in the back of my mini-van.” Another memorable quote: “When Karl Rove put his penis inside me, I didn’t really feel nothing. It just felt like I had on some tight jeans.”